Shakespeare on Facebook
If Shakespeare had a Facebook account, I wonder what his comments would be like:
1. Doth thine keyboard lackest punctuation keys?
2. What hath the language of mine forefathers done to elicit such misuse to thou?
3. Whence came this preposterous dismissal of syntax? Thine village head?
4. Apologies, I admit mine books required explanations, forwards and abri…